For a solid like two months I was convinced my skin smelled like pringles. Follow me... into the dark.

 

Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van

Me: Oh ok cool

Kidnapper: Wut

Me: This is a febreze commercial right

Kidnapper: Wut

Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

franfaeli:

Victoria: Do you think Zach genuinely hates me? Not that I care.

Derrick: No, it’s a complete show, it makes good tv.

Derrick Speaking Mad Truth To Zach

nictoad:

Zach: Dude, fucking Victoria man….

Derrick: I think there’s some sexual tension there bro, cause you’re always talking about her. 

Zach: Dude, I can’t fucking stand her… but it’s like entertaining to me. 

Derrick: You’re going to pull a Devin and be like, ‘I can’t fucking stand Brittany…. You know what, I’m in love with Brittany.’

(Source: fruitloopdingus)

I grabbed her by the throat but I didn’t choke her. Just kissed her so deep she forgot whose air she was breathing.

Oh my god. (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: i-am-my-own-mind)

evildrwill:

I hope some of you get what these pics have in common

my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me

(Source: vans-supreme)

youngblackandvegan:

jesusandcarmex:

bernadineee:

gotta better myself, my body, my skin and my bank account

I will reblog until it comes to fruition

speak it into existence

If you’re going to stay , stay forever . If you’re going to leave , do it today.

If I stay (via yiinnn)

(Source: ynesterday)