For a solid like two months I was convinced my skin smelled like pringles. Follow me... into the dark.
Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
Victoria: Do you think Zach genuinely hates me? Not that I care.
Derrick: No, it’s a complete show, it makes good tv.
Zach: Dude, fucking Victoria man….
Derrick: I think there’s some sexual tension there bro, cause you’re always talking about her.
Zach: Dude, I can’t fucking stand her… but it’s like entertaining to me.
Derrick: You’re going to pull a Devin and be like, ‘I can’t fucking stand Brittany…. You know what, I’m in love with Brittany.’
Banksy (via acrylicalchemy)