For a solid like two months I was convinced my skin smelled like pringles. Follow me... into the dark.

 

luckyjak:

Tumblr, please stop sending me emails telling me what’s happening right now on Tumblr.

I know what’s happening right now on Tumblr.

I never leave.

futuristic-space-cake:

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

I think you mean optimom prime

futuristic-space-cake:

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

I think you mean optimom prime

shakeshack:

We’re floored by the creativity of inakialistelizarralde, who creates intricate floor plans based on TV show apartments. [Photos: inakialistelizarralde.]

wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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bustysaintclair:

tbh i’m pretty much ready for women’s bodies to stop being compared against each other’s especially in the context of whose is more desirable to men.

I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations.

(via hylophobic)

(Source: a--failure)

I don’t like production because they gave Christine a worse edit then Frankie and as annoying as you guys may find her she really doesn’t deserve to be hated to that degree.

Dear bb gods I promise to do my homework all week if you let Vic win this next HOH.